Friday, December 23, 2011


   SMS



  •  Sms
  • Advice Sms Quotes
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Advice sms Quotes

under construction....
© neemesh-love
   SMS



  • Sms
  • Advice Sms Quotes
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Adult SMS

A funny dirty adult poem
Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so high
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry

Adult funny jokes
He took me from a bar
He took me in his car
He took my top off
He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine!

Dirty jokes
Amitabh bachan in KBC
Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee
What is the colour of your wife's underwear?
Option 1 : White
Option 2 : Grey
Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue

Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?

A adult saying
How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!!

Most difficult golf course
The most difficult golf course in the world is.. "Women Hole" any style you play.. as many shots you try.. & as much perfection you have.. you can never get your balls in..!!!

Teach math to a girl
How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

A nice funny adult sms
BUY A SCOOTY�..
PICK UP A BEAUTY�
DRINK A FROOTY�.
TAKE HER TO OOTY�
REMOVE HER NIGHTY�
DO UR DUTY�
AFTER 9 MONTHS �
* GET A CUTY *

How to satisfy
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub

tease pamper console worship respect & love.

HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job

What body part goes to heaven first
A teacher asked "what part of the body goes to heaven first?"

A child replied "feet"

coz every night I see my mum with her feet in the air screaming

GOD I'M CUMIN!

Sex is a sensation
Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation,
putting his location in a
woman's destination.
Do you understand the explanation or do you need a

demonstration? ;)

Hindi non veg sms
Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?
Maa : Ballon baccha
Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?
Maa : Tune kab dekha?
Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.

Hindi dirty sms
Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord.

Hindi dirty song
Fiza remix song - Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de.

Dirty Funny messages
Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai?
Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,
woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga.

Naughty & Funny messages
Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti,
Do u know y?Becoz he believed in " FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT"

Naughty & Funny text sms
A man busy having sex. Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho?
Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon
Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya.

Naughty & Funny text sms
Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree.
Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty.
Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing.

Non veg text sms about cricket and bra
Q - What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?
A - One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.

Naughty & Funny text sms
a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na
shopkeeper: white hi kyo?
man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai

Girl and her mom
Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"
Beti ne sharmate huye kaha,
"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"
Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi
7 days a week, twice a day, both ways. 

Dad never wear raincoat
Two unborn child in mothers womb,
saw a penis,
one told "look dad is coming"
other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle..
dad never wear raincoat!"

A funny and dirty sms
Pathan was teaching his kid
how 2 masturbate..
Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!"
Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13
u can use ur own cock

A dirty sms message
Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana...

Boys and rats are same
because they always search new holes.

A punjabi bra ad:
Har kudi di pehli pasand "soniya bra"

hun 6 size wich
1.small
2.medium
3.large
4.oye hoye!
5.hai o rabba!
6.oh tei maa dee!

Dirty conversation between boy and girl
Boy : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,
I can pee in urs but u cant pee in mine.

grl : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,
I know ur length but ull nvr know the depth of mine.

Dirty sms about teacher and student
Tchr : pasive me badlo!
"bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam dete hain"
stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain"

70 way to keep a woman happy - a dirty sms
There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69

Bengali non veg sms about NANO
Ratan(tata) bole- dekhun didi ei j amar nano, didi bole bhalo tobe eto choto keno? Ratan bole choto holeo ache darun dom, Didi bole chepe dekhbo sotti kirokom.

Bhagwan ko khusi kab hota hain
Q. Bhagwan kab khus ho jate hain
A. Jab koi ladki rape ho rahi ho or o chikhti hain,
plz bhagwan ke liye chhod do..

Naughty boy draws penis
Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one & writes:
'jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga...'

Funny adult sms about male and female
May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much

but dere's no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective

Example:

wen d women say:
this house is a mess, honey
U n I need 2 clean this
Ur stuff is all on d floor
U will b without clothes
If u don't wash them NOW

The male ear only understand:

bla bla bla, honey
bla bla bla, U n I
bla bla bla, on the floor
bla bla bla, without clothes
bla bla bla, NOW!!
You are on page number:  5
 More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages
1   2   3   4   5
© neemesh-love






   SMS



  • Adult Sms
  • Advice Sms Quotes
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Adult SMS

Girls hostel
Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi


Chalo sex karte hain
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.


Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.


Bansuri bahut choti
Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai"


36 no shoe
Lady � shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady � 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain?


Circumcision
A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS


Girl's T-shirt
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)


What's an average 6 inch long
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive


A funny adult sms
Girl:It's 2 tight
Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can't,
Gal:It's painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
  We'll buy new WEDDING RING!


Cheating in ad
Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?


2 men and callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better." 


what is that u keep in ur mouth
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?


Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words


Boy:dont worry its tooth brush


You are on page number:  4
 More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages
1   2   3   4   5
© neemesh-love






   SMS



  • Adult Sms
  • Advice Sms Quotes
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Adult SMS



A girl to doctor - non veg sms
A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon. 

Banta and Lady Teacher
LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS. 


A dirty Sms Jokes
Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!


A funny adult sms
Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian"


A funny dirty adult sms
Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
"
"
Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.


Dad how was I born
Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....


Ladki or salwar
Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!


Best Of Luck.
Lady in bus
Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!?


Girl cycling
Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi.


Rajasthani lady and conductor
Conductor : baccha ko ticket?
Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu


You are on page number:  3
 More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages
1   2   3   4   5
© neemesh-love


   SMS



  • Adult Sms
  • Advice Sms Quotes
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Adult SMS


Coversation between - Condom and whisper
Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months..... 

Man and a lady in lift-funny and adult sms
In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.


Man and deaf girl
Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!

Calories burnt by sex
Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.


A man married a lady traffic police
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet


Prostitution is best business
Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!


Sand saal mein 300 bar sex karta hain
Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai


Why girls wear tight fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable�. !!



Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hain
Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.


A funny adult sms
Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain


  


You are on page number:  2
 More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages
1   2   3   4   5

© neemesh-love

Spice

   SMS



  • Adult Sms
  • Anniversary Sms
  • April Fools Sms
  • ASCII Sms
  • Barish/Rainy day Sms
  • Best Wishes Sms
  • Birthday Sms
  • Birthday Shayari
  • Break up Sms
  • Broken Heart Sms
  • Cool Sms
  • Cute Sms
  • Engagement Sms
  • Exam Sms
  • Flirt Sms
  • Friendship Sms
  • Funny Sms
  • Get Well Soon Sms
  • Ghazal SMS
  • Good Luck SMS
  • Good Morning SMS
  • Good Night SMS
  • Greetings SMS
  • Heart SMS
  • Hindi Love SMS
  • Hindi New Year SMS
  • Hindi Sad SMS
  • Husband Wife SMS
  • Inspirational Sayings
  • Insult SMS
  • Islamic SMS
  • Kiss SMS
  • Life Sms
  • Love SMS
  • Marriage SMS
  • Misc SMS Jokes
  • Misleading SMS
  • Miss You SMS
  • Motivational Quotes SMS
  • Munna bhai SMS
  • Naughty SMS
  • One Liner SMS
  • Pashto SMS
  • Poetry SMS
  • Politics SMS
  • Punjabi SMS
  • Relationship SMS
  • Riddle SMS
  • Romantic SMS
  • Sad SMS
  • Santa Banta SMS
  • Shayari SMS
  • Sardar SMS
  • Smile SMS
  • Sorry SMS
  • Spice Sms Quotes
  • Student SMS
  • Wife SMS
  • Wise Sayings




  Special Events
  • Best Friends Day Sms
  • Christmas Sms
  • Diwali Sms
  • Durga Puja Sms
  • Dussehra Sms
  • Easter Sms
  • Eid Mubarak Sms
  • Father's Day Sms
  • Holi SMS
  • Independence Day SMS
  • Mother's day SMS
  • Navratri SMS
  • New Year SMS
  • NoboBorsho SMS
  • Rakhi SMS
  • Ramadan SMS
  • Rose Day SMS
  • Valentines Day SMS
  • Vijaya Dashami Sms

Spice SMS



Sex is game
KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..


Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand


Sex is game
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name


A non veg sms about Kiss
Q: What is a kiss?


A: Very simple,
its an enquiry at the top floor about
the vacancy in the ground floor.


A Funny Adult Sms
Aids awareness slogan:


Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool... ;-)


A funny adult sms
biology teacher
told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.


A funny jokes about lady and destist
Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to
pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..


Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu


A funny dirty adult sms
Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi


Oscar nominated films
Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali


Salesgirl and customer
Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.



You are on page number:  1
 More Spice SMS Jokes / Text Messages
1   2   3   4   5
© neemesh-love

Thursday, December 22, 2011

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE QUOTES

Page No.-1
Golden lads and girls all must
As chimney-sweepers come to dust.
                           WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Cymbeline
Ay, but to die, and go we know not where;
To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot;  
This sensible war motion to become  
A kneaded clod, and the dilated spirit  
To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside  
In thrilling region of thick-ribbèd ice;  
To be imprisoned in the viewless winds,  
And blown with restless violence round about  
The pendant world; or to be worse than worst  
Of those that lawless and incertain thought  
Imagine howling -- 'tis too horrible!  
The weariest and most loathèd worldly life  
That age, ache, penury, and imprisonment  
Can lay on nature is a paradise  
To what we fear of death.
          WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Measure for Measure
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Richard II
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Much Ado About Nothing
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Henry V
Patience is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Richard II
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth
Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Antony and Cleopatra
Seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion is?
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Much Ado About Nothing
Oh, it is excellent to have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Measure for Measure
There's small choice in rotten apples.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, The Taming of the Shrew
The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Much Ado About Nothing
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove.
Oh, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark
Whose worth's unknown, although its height be taken.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, sonnet cxvi
For what is wedlock forced but a hell,
An age of discord and continued strife?
Whereas the contrary bringeth forth bliss,
And is a pattern of celestial peace.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Henry VI
But, O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes!
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, As You Like It
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage 
And then is heard no more: it is a tale 
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
                             WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth
Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;
While night's black agents to their preys do rouse.
                            WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth
We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep. 
                          WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, The Tempest
For men have marble, women waxen, minds,
And therefore are they form'd as marble will;
The weak oppress'd, the impression of strange kinds
Is form'd in them by force, by fraud, or skill:
Then call them not the authors of their ill,
No more than wax shall be accounted evil
Wherein is stamp'd the semblance of a devil.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, The Rape of Lucrece
Gold? Yellow, glittering, precious gold?...
This yellow slave
Will knit and break religions, bless th’ accursed,
Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves,
And give them title, knee and approbation
With senators on the bench.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Timon of Athens
Nought's had, all's spent,
Where our desire is got without content. 
                            WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Macbeth
My conscience hath a thousand several tongues,
And every tongue brings in a several tale,
And every tale condemns me for a villain.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Richard III
One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Troilus and Cressida
Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Hamlet
Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, Romeo and Juliet
You take my life when you take the means whereby I live.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, The Merchant of Venice

1   2   3   4   5