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Adult SMS Girls hostel Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ? Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ? Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi Chalo sex karte hain Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz Taiyar ho jati hai. Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?" Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya. Bansuri bahut choti Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai" 36 no shoe Lady � shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady � 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain? Circumcision A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS Girl's T-shirt Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . . . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-) What's an average 6 inch long What's an average 6 inch long Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A:1000- rupee currency note.! Always think positive A funny adult sms Girl:It's 2 tight Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly, Gal:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can't, Gal:It's painful, Boy:Forget it. . . . .   We'll buy new WEDDING RING! Cheating in ad Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun? 2 men and callgirl 2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."  what is that u keep in ur mouth Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6" long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worry its tooth brush You are on page number:  4  More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages 1   2   3   4   5

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