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Adult SMS A girl to doctor - non veg sms A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do. Doctor asked: why? Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.  Banta and Lady Teacher LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand. Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta. Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.  A dirty Sms Jokes Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..! A funny adult sms Sardar:Will U Marry me? Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian. Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls". Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian" A funny dirty adult sms Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola- kya tumhare paas aisa hai? " " Girl panti utarkar boli- jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti. Dad how was I born Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" .... Ladki or salwar Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche, Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se! Best Of Luck. Lady in bus Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai. Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein. Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!? Girl cycling Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi. Rajasthani lady and conductor Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu You are on page number:  3  More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages 1   2   3   4   5

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