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Spice SMS Sex is game KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is.. Duty- if done with ur wife.. Art- if done with ur love.. Education- if done with a virgin.. Tution- if done with ur teacher.. Job- if done with your boss/secretary.. Science- if done with a fertile lady.. Business- if done with a prostitute.. Social work - if done with ur neighbour Charity- if done with a widow Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand Sex is game Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name A non veg sms about Kiss Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor. A Funny Adult Sms Aids awareness slogan: Cover ur stump b4 u pump dont b silly, protect ur jelly.. AIDS is no joke wrap b4 u poke dont be fool condomize ur tool... ;-) A funny adult sms biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ. one girl felt shy and looked down. sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying. A funny jokes about lady and destist Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai, Dard to kam hota hai.. Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai, fir main chair usi hisab se set karu A funny dirty adult sms Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho, aap ko judwa bete hue hain. Khan : yeh to hona hi tha, maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi Oscar nominated films Oscar nomination 4 blue films r : 1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti, 2 : hasina k dudu me pasina, 3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me, 4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali Salesgirl and customer Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here, Customer : but i bought cigerates from here Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too, but it doesnt mean u start fukin here. You are on page number:  1  More Spice SMS Jokes / Text Messages 1   2   3   4   5

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